Stuffed by a taxidermist, and about as edible as a pillow!

And, in a kayak, as well! You definitely can't eat a kayak!

THIS AUCTION IS FOR A TAXIDERMY SQUIRREL. HE/SHE HAS BEEN MOUNTED SITTING WITHIN A CANOE HOLDING PADDLES.

Why the SHOUTING?! It looks like a very small mount, are you sure it's not a hill? ;) Ahem. No more bad jokes, Ros!

MAKES QUITE A TALKING POINT.

Well, it does that. Imagine the main line of questions involves the words - "What the f***?!"

ALL FUR IS INTACT WITH NO MOTH OR INSECTS PRESENT AND CONDITION IS VERY GOOD

Assuming then, that our bushy-tailed rat friend didn't have any skin diseases in his life.