Didn't want to put anything rude in the title! ;) This purveyor of the bizarre is offering anyone who hates Chelski (that'll be everyone then!) the opportunity to wipe their bottoms with Chelski bog roll.

Ch*lski Toilet Paper.

Item location is the Thames Valley, proof perhaps that the water might just be contaminated. ;) (His house/sellers hideout certainly is!)

If you are looking to have a laugh, or perhaps wind a mate up,

Laugh, yes. It eases the pain of soiling your body parts with Chelsea "merchandise".

Also available Man U.

Available: The opportunity to soil your body with Moan United, as well!