It's a special request from Mr Znethru, to have his art work given the Weird World of Ebay "special treatment". (I would call it satire, but I'm not sure I particularly funny).
And I resisted the urge to make puns about Znethru's pieces of paper being ripped to shreds. Whoops!
What's he offering, I hear you ask;
I am offering here a unique opportunity to acquire a single square of paper. Currently, it is blank, but for NO EXTRA CHARGE (and at your own request) you have the option for me a) to sign it b) to write some random words on it c) to draw an abstract design on it in either i) monochrome or ii) multicolour.
It appears someone already wants Znethru's autograph, and I'm sure I recognise the name. Who's crazy enough to bid on this item?!
I viciously tore up this otherwise innocent square of paper while in a particularly foul mood the other day.
And it hadn't lived long enough to be defiled! Never mind, he's offering to defile the other one free of charge.
There I've just gone and given him a load of free publicity, something I seem to do a lot on here. Fortunately, the contents of the Weird Ebay Hall of Fame are so bizarre (eg, the conceptual stuff), that with or without publicity most people would consider it too weird to buy.
