Thanks to Mr Morelearning, for another one of his Weird Ebay contributions!
RETURN RAWTENSTALL RAMSBOTTOM BURY 9th April 1999
A POOR QUALITY PHOTOCOPY OF A 1999 RETURN TICKET
This person has clearly heard about the Weird Ebay blog, and is trying to get into the Weird Ebay Hall of Fame by auctioning his own crazy item. That's the only way to explain what's going on!
Are you mad?
Is the first sentence in this description. Yes, I'm mad; but that doesn't mean I'm going to bid for this item!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A POOR QUALITY PHOTOCOPY OFA RETURN TICKET FOR A TRAIN JOURNEY FROM RAWTENSTALL via RAMSBOTTOM to BURY 9th April 1999?
Photocopy?! It's not even the real thing! You'll have to be either stupid or ebay-addicted to buy this! Who really wants to buy a "poor quality photocopy" of a train ticket?
The rest of the description is about something vaguely related, but not really relevant, to the item listed!
Hmmm. The things people do for a place on Weird Ebay!
morelearning
Having had a further wade through, I think the deluded madster is trying to promote the following:
Rawtenstall Edgeside and District Amateur Gardeners' Annual Show is on in Bank Street, Rawtenstall 2pm to 5pm
It's bound to be really rock and roll event. Shall we go?