The official title of this Weird Ebay item is; "MY HANDWRITTEN JOURNAL:JESUS APPEARED TO ME &TOLD ME
THE FUTURE, CANCER'S CURE, HEAVEN'S LOCATION & MORE."

This seller claims (in BIG letters), that Jesus appeared to them 22 years ago, and gave them four messages. O-kay!

JESUS CHRIST APPEARED TO ME!! If humankind survives, this journal will be extremely valuable.

If humankind survives what?!

ssage is Jesus' foretelling of the future. The future is up to us. We are on the brink of destruction. We must act quickly. Politicians must take notice! IF WORLD PEACE DOES NOT COME BEFORE 2021 HUMANS WILL BECOME EXTINCT.

Hear that Bush, Blair, Olmert?! Yes, it's all in the journal of one ebay seller! I'd hate to come across as cynical (yeah, right!), but this does not sound plausible;

#1: The precise location of Heaven

#2. The cure for cancer

#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.

#4. He revealed the future to me.

Oh, look! He's "told" you the things everyone wants to know! Doesn't that defeat the purpose of learning in life? Isn't the whole point of life to figure out the answers to all these questions and more?

This part's hilarious;

PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.)

Okay. Well if that's the case, how come I haven't got a million tumours from constantly biting my tongue/lips, etc?

Definitely worthy of a place in the Weird Ebay Hall of Fame!