http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STRING-ASSORTED-PIECES-OF_W0QQitemZ9531512662QQcategoryZ19274QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Thanks to a regular contributor of Weird Ebay items, MoreLearning!

This seller is auctioning pieces of string. Very short pieces of string. Clearly having a laugh;

Assorted pieces of string TOO SHORT TO BE OF ANY USE

Escape the dung heap that is your life HAVE A BID and try to acquire

nothing for something for a change:-

IT MIGHT WORK and help you to set off in that new direction - learn a lesson ie. never do it again

"100 short lengths", he says. Well, 100 short lengths can make a long piece of string. But who wants a length of string with knots in it?

Hmm. The things people auction, to get into The Weird Ebay Hall of Fame!