This is real! Someone is selling a Fried Breakfast on ebay! (Tipped off by Terry Wogan's breakfast show, this morning!). Bacon, sausages, eggs, toast, beans; how do they expect to post this!?! 
It's for charity. This person is not taking the piss. He is very serious; worryingly, so are his bidders!
Q: Will Grace be said before it is posted as well as eaten? Muthersoup x x
A: I'll certainly pray the the envelope won't leak...
The weirdness lasts for another 6 days, and the bid might just rise!
Oh, and it's for charity as well!
ajnspencer
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Oh heck... Sometimes words don;t seem to quite cover it...