Stuffed by a taxidermist, and about as edible as a pillow!
And, in a kayak, as well! You definitely can't eat a kayak!
THIS AUCTION IS FOR A TAXIDERMY SQUIRREL. HE/SHE HAS BEEN MOUNTED SITTING WITHIN A CANOE HOLDING PADDLES.
Why the SHOUTING?! It looks like a very small mount, are you sure it's not a hill?
Ahem. No more bad jokes, Ros!
MAKES QUITE A TALKING POINT.
Well, it does that. Imagine the main line of questions involves the words - "What the f***?!"
ALL FUR IS INTACT WITH NO MOTH OR INSECTS PRESENT AND CONDITION IS VERY GOOD
Assuming then, that our bushy-tailed rat friend didn't have any skin diseases in his life.

